this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We don't watch enough power rangers
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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