Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
