My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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