Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
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