I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I got inside last night via doggy door
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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