She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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