What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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