Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
where am i from again
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
