I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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