Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
FUCK WHALES
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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