Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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