I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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