That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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