You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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