real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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