go do what you do best...puke behind churches
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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