You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Is Oprah even human
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
