ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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