fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
