Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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