Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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