She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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