You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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