But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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