I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Randomize
