READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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