Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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