Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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