She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.