im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear