sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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