nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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