Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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