I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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