He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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