I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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