Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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