kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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