Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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