i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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