He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Can you rollerblade?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.