your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs