do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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