marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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