he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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