I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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