nut hugger
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
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make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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