Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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