We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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