she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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