I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Just pee around me
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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