My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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