Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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