Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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