Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
So squirting runs in the family.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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