she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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