I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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