What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Did you pee in the oven last night??
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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