im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
