yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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